Goofing on Washington for March 14, 2019

Welcome to ForAmerica’s new product, Goofing on Washington: Today’s rundown of jabs, quips, memes, and other jokes aimed at a Swamp that takes itself waaaaaaaay too seriously (plus some serious stuff we wanted to share and you need to know). Be sure to give the folks we’re highlighting here a “follow” and encourage them to keep up the funny.

  • Some guy named Robert Francis O’Rourke announced his run for President (in Vanity Fair?). You might know him as Beto, but once Trump calls him Robert Francis for the first time, it’ll be game over.

 

  • It’s true! He only has one shirt!

 

  • The GOP is already out with its own Beto Cheat Sheet…

 

  • Trump is not impressed…

 

  • As if he’s Superman…or something (there’s that shirt again)…


 

  • Oh and watch Nancy struggle to name a single Beto accomplishment…

 

  • From the “least self-aware” file…

 

  • And, of course, here’s Sen. Warren Pocahontas with zero sympathy for the college entrance cheaters (oh the irony)…

 

  • Donald Trump, Jr. with this gem about USA Today’s stupid article blaming white peoples’ pollution disproportionately affecting blacks, Hispanics…

 

  • Some serious stuff: Big Congrats to the Ohio Senate for passing a bill that bans an abortion after a heartbeat is detected. Here’s more from FOX

  • Also: Some incredible footage released by the White House: 247 illegals storming the New Mexico border in the middle of the night back in January. 

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